the very best episodes of strangers with candy (in no particular order)
↳ bogie nights (1x05)
She's a Fig Neutron
Strangers With Candy Movie
She’s a Fig Neutron - Strangers With Candy
You can be rich in family, or friends, or love; but the only thing that matters is being rich in money.
- Jerri Blank (via ladynightblade)
The morals of Strangers With Candy
- 1x03 Dreams on the Rocks
(Source: noblette)
Strangers with Candy. Season Three. Episode 5. Is My Daddy Crazy?
Stepmother: Derrick all of Jerri’s young high school friends are sitting in there in nothing but skimpy night gowns. Why aren’t you hiding in the closet masturbating?
Derrick: I wanna read my Gladiator Magazines.
Strangers with Candy. Season Three. Episode 5. Is My Daddy Crazy?
Can you get the craziness out of my daddy?
I can’t make any promises Jerri, but I promise I will.
Strangers with Candy. Season Three. Episode 5. Is My Daddy Crazy?